big fluffy detritus
Posting and reblogging Star Trek, BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Anything by Joss Whedon, vintage, retro, kitsch, abandoned places, Shatner, Nimoy & Kelley and anything else that fascinates me. And BUNNIES!
BTW, I'm a writer, so if I tend to put words together in the form of sentences, and occasionally, paragraphs - understand, it's the way I am.
NOTE: I sometimes put things in the queue, but I don't label them as such. In other words: I'm not online as often as it seems.
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter
women were the ones who started wars
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
“The truth about impotence”
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running
And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl.
She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.
Seriously? I think a majority of men would say they’d be fine with all of this. But after a while with this as reality, they’d realize their error.
My friend thinks that “whoever let him be the Doctor is on drugs”. Please prove him wrong.
Personally, he was my favourite.
oh my goodness, 9th doctor is the most fun!
When the ninth doctor regenerated, my husband declared he was done with the show. Although he has watched some since, it’s only because he’s being nice to me.
Just finished it, and DH and I decided it’s like every single Godzilla movie EVER, plus every episode of Ultraman AND Johnny Socko, all rolled into one, and all multiplied by OVER 9000!!!!
…….with a touch of James Bond thrown in for kicks.
Yeah, we liked it.